From one of my favorite Studio sketches - the "Third Wheel Song"! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
You can find the sketch on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/gfmohxmkTYU
I also hope that you can understand this. *asterisk means it's just Mallory, but you can figure out the parts
just by listening to the song
You love me and I love you
You're really nice, and so am I also too?
If there's anything wrong with you,
I haven't figured it out . . . yet
'Cause you light up my life
And the moon and the trees and space
And the clouds and the iPhones and the heavens up above
And on and on goes love
I love everything that you bring
*Hey guys - oh sorry, am I interrupting?
No!/Sort of . . .
*Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry (like I was sayin')
I love everything that you bring
Your face - it's a miracle! It makes my heart sing!
I hope that you know that our love is like a special flame
(*Hey guys, do you wanna get burritos?)
I love your face and your hair and your muscles
Your brain is good too (*Ha! What the heck rhymes with muscles?)
A
MAL - is there anywhere else you can be?
*I see how it is :(
*I'm sorry, I'll leave you two alone
*Speaking of alone, that's what I am
*(starts crying)
Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that.
I'm sorry, um, you can stay (what?)
*Perfect! Oh, isn't friendship great?
Sure, whatever. Whitney, back to the two of us
*You mean the three of us :)
'Cause the two/3 of us are so alive
When we/*I got them to add a seat for me to your tandem bike!
Two/3 is the number that will make life grand
When you're walking hand in hand - *in hand!
NC
James: That's not for three hands! It's for the two hands - of us!
You have to have your own other hand.
Mal: Sorry guys, I'm sorry, I was just feeling the music.
Sorry, I'm-I'm done, sorry.
'Cause the two of us are so alive (*Ohhhh! Yes they are!)
When we eat romantic foods at night (The three musketeers, the three musketeers!)
Two is the number of love and stuff (*The power of three!)
And we probably love each other enough (*dying cat sounds)
NC or A NC or
And we probably love each other enough (*platypus choking on jelly sounds)
NC or
And we probably love each oth -
NC or
*a subpar Louis Armstrong impression: probably love each other enough