It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that?
Lassie, and she always gets a treat
So you wonder what your part is
Cause you're homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home's in your chest
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got villains they must face
They're not as cool as mine
But folks you'll know it's fine
To know your place
Everyone's a hero in their way
In their own, not that heroic way
So I thank my girlfriend, Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there's so many
Different muscles I can flex
There's the deltoids of compassion
There's the abs of being kind
It's not enough to bash in heads
You've got to bash in minds
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got something they can do
Get up, go out and fly
Especially that guy, he smells like poo!
Everyone's a hero in their own way
You and you and mostly me and you
I'm poverty's new sheriff
And I'm bashing in the slums
A hero doesn't care if you're
A bunch of sca-ry al-co-ho-lic bums
Everybody!
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Don't worry if it's hard
If you're not a friggin tard
You will prevail
Everyone's a hero in their own way
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