I did not write this. All the credit goes to TJFontaine! Thanks =] Don't get confused by the dual-lyrics. ~Hobo11 (chords) (notes) (notes use the same chords) So they say Captain hammer's become a crusader Political he's cleaning up the streets About time So they say That it's real love, so romantic He signed this So they say We'll have blankets and beds We can open by Monday Thanks to you Thanks to me It's the perfect story So they say A hero leading the way Hammer's call to glory Let's all be our best Next up: Who's gay? So they say he saved her life They say she works with the homeless And doesn't eat meat We have a Problem with her! This is his hair! This is so nice I just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it's better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff We do the weird stuff! This is perfect for me So they say I guess he's pretty ok After years of stormy Sailing have I finally found the bay? There's no happy ending - So they say Not for me anyway Should I stop pretending? Stop pretending Or is this a brand new day? take the chance to build a brand new day! This is his dry cleaning bill Four sweater vests