SONG: Dirty Rotten Number ARTIST: David Yazbek From the musical, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels You may be master of Your chosen occupation With several strings of G7b5/ Polo ponies in your stable You must remember all the same That at the crux of every game Is knowing when it's time Gm7b5 To leave the table. And it's important to be artful in your exit No turning back, you must accept the con is done, #11 But now and then, you might recall The moments when you had it all You had the charm, You had the talent (no3) And, my God, you had some fun. It was a ball, it was a blast And it's a shame it couldn't last, But ev'ry chapter has to end, You must agree. It was a joy, it was sublime, A splendid way to earn a dime (no3) For a dirty rotten guy like me. When you look back on all your conquests and deceptions You see a thousand flawless pearls set in a strand, #11 Laid out from Biarritz to Rome, Each one as perfect as a poem An opus to be proud of though it's (no3) written in the sand. It was a ball, it was a thrill, You had the grace, you had the skill To know exactly what to say And what to do. You wouldn't trade a single day Or have it any other way (no3) A dirty rotten guy like me. It's almost a religion The need to take a pigeon And to play your part With elegance and zest But when it's time to fold the act And your duffel bag is packed Take comfort in the fact That you've been #11 #5 working with the best. #11 #9 It was a blast, it was a ball It was a gas, I loved it all 'Cause I was hanging with the man And that's a plus. You've got the verve You've got the guts You've go the nerve You've got the nuts! I guess we're dirty rotten crooks, Dirty rotten shnooks #5 Dirty rotten guys Oh #9 It was a trip, it was a blast #9 It was a shame it couldn't lsat 'Cause it was almost Too prodigious to discuss. #5 So we got screwed for fifty grand I think we still deserve a hand Dirty Rotten #5 E9b5 Guys Like us! (maj9)