From the musical Chigago, deleted from the movie. Lyrics by FRED EBB, Music by JOHN KANDER (sus) Velma: What ever happened to fair dealing and pure ethics, and nice manners +5 Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? (sus) Matron: Class? Whatever happened to please may I and yes thank you and how charming? +5 Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass. Whatever happened to class? Velma: Class! Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors. There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores, and even kids 'll kick you down so's they can pass. Nobody's got no class. (sus) Velma: Whatever happened to old values - Matron: and fine ethics - Velma: and good breeding? +5 Matron: Now no one even says oops when they're passing their gas Both: Whatever happened to class? Class! Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use. And any girl'd touch your privates for a deuce. And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass (and even kid'll kick your shins and give you sass) Nobody's got no class Velma: All you read about today is rape and theft - Matron: Jesus Christ! Matron: Ain't there no decency left? - Both: Nobody's got no class Matron: Every guy is a snot - Velma: Every girl is a twat Matron: Holy shit - Velma: Holy Shit - Matron: What a shame - Velma: What a shame Both: What became of class?