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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To



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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To
Misc Soundtrack
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - "I Could If I Wanted To"
Performed by: Santino Fontana
Tab by: The Lotus Revolution
Standard tuning

Whoopty-frickin-do, an . 

What's an ?
It's just a letter on a page
Meant to distract us from the pain.
But it's not like any A can make a difference in the day.
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an ,
But who cares about an ?
I don't. I don't care.
Although I could have made that grade if I did care,
But I don't.
But I could if I wanted to!

Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy 
In the red and blue striped tie, 
Making millions till he dies, 
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties,
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties.
I'd rather die, which I will,
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions
Selling stocks and bonds and ties
If I tried.
But I don't.
But I could.
But I don't.
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
Who cares?

Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son
Throwing a ball like it's sooo important to know how to throw a ball.
Whoopty-fricking-do.
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid?
It'll get you nowhere in life,
Not like getting anywhere matters.
Although, I guess it does if you care, 
Which I don't.
But I could.
But I don't.
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to.
This song sucks.
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah!
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
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