Capo on 2, transpose chords down 2 half-steps (first chord )
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
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If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
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Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
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You know, we could just go up there and hang out
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Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
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Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
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Well, can you blame 'em
N..
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
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If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
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If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
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But we would eat Kraft Dinner
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Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
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Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars
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I'd be rich