ARTIST: Barenaked Ladies SONG: I'll Be That Girl TABBED BY: Kenneth Peng http://smashinggrapes.cjb.net CAPO ON 4th FRET If I were you (and I wish that I were you) All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes, tie my pantyhose around my neck I'll be that girl - and you would be right over If I were a field, you would be in clover If I were the sun, you would be in shadow And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow If you will not have me as myself, perhaps as someone else Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing Then even a eunuch won't resist The magic of a kiss from such as me Break: It's time to kick off your shoes, ? learn how to choose sadness It's time to throw off those chains, ? addle our brains with madness 'Cause we've got plenty of time ? to grow old and die But when at last your beauty's faded, you'll be glad that I have waited for you When you're done with being beautiful and young When that course is run, then come to me