Текст песни Tiny Tim - Ive Never Seen A Straight Banana

I've seen lots of funny things in my time
But theres one thing I've been trying hard to get
For years and years and years I've kept on searching
But I haven't had the luck to see one yet
Although I haven't seen one you all know the thing I mean
And now Im going to tell you what it is I haven't seen

I have never, never,never,never
I've never seen a straight banana

I've searched quite a bit
But I must admit
There even curved when they are served in my banana splits
I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana

But I have never, never, never, never 
I've never seen a straight banana

[spoken]
Oh  how much i've been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately 
I've had no luck...in fact...

I recall when I was in Alaska
I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night. 
I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
I confess  it is a most impressive sight.

I'd love to see a certain thing
But if it's not to be,
I'd like to meet somebody else
Who saw what I can't see.

I've never, never, never, never  I've never  seen a straight banana.

though theres things I hate
Millions I have ate.
But Doggon me I've yet to see Banana's that are straight
I have traveled far to find one.
From the Argentine to the Havana.

But I've never, never, never, never
I've never seen a straight banana.
No I've never, never,never,never
                              CGC
I've never seen a straight banana!