Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets of town Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a snake Every haunt has a muscler on the make Chorus Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me Everywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impress Everywhere has a sciver in a mess Every place has a joker at poker born with a marked deck of cards Every place has a smoker in the yards
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