Como estas chickadee Have a housemaid on your knee Eat an apple everyday An onion keeps everyone away Have an athlete on your feet Have a love smell on your sheet Eat an apple everyday The doctor has got to keep away He'll tell you thanks for the memory Thanks for it all Wham bam, thank you mam Thanks for the ball Have a burglar alarm Have a milkmaid on your farm Can you raise a ballyhoo? If only there's nothing else to do Have some butter with your fly They said bananas could get you high Eat an apple everyday For the doctor has got to earn his pay He'll tell you thanks for the memory (tonight can you come?) Thanks for it all (something's wrong, what's up doc?) Wham bam, thank you mam Thanks for the ball