Uh huh, Jack the Lad with his three-pieced suit on Likes to keep his three-piece clean At the bar with his whistle an' flute on Chats to broads with his old routine They say, who was the lady I saw you with last night ... hey hey hey Oh oh, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife ... ow ow ow Harry Rash with his fancy foot work - showin' off at the local dance Givin' all the girls the glad eye - ain't their type - he don't stand a chance Oh ho, who was the lady I saw you with last night ... well oh oh Oh ho, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife ... well oh oh If she finds out, you know she's gonna kill me - I'll be nowhere to be found She'll throw me out ... Will somebody come an' save me - I'll be hidin' underground get on ... hey hey hey, yeah ... oh ... oh well ho Oh ho, who was the lady I saw you with last night ... woh ho ho Oh ho, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife ... hey hey hey Woh ah, that was no lady, you're talkin' 'bout my wife ... oh ho ho That was my wife ... well heh heh
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