Oh I don't complain when she squeezes me Cos she's heavy And I don't complain when she teases me Cos she's heavy Oh I don't complain when she turns up late Asks me out I don't hesitate Got a lot more loving with a lot more weight Chorus: And she's heavy, and she's heavy And she's heavy, and she's heavy Oh I don't object when she cooks a lot Cos she's heavy And I don't object when she calls the shots Cos she's ready She might need to lose just a pound or two The lady knows how to bill and coo Got so much more I can hold on to Chorus No no no, no more tonight I can see what you bin saving No no no, no more tonight I can see you're misbehaving When her temper rises she can shake the ground And she's heavy And there's plenty there to put your arms around And she's ready Her profile leaves you in no doubt It's hard to handle such a big amount See her through my eyes it's what's inside that counts