He'll wanna read you palm And keep you calm Gotta Voodoo head on a lucky charm With a snake tatoo Going down his arm The myzsterious mizster Jones Well he's the living proof Of eternal youth Got an ice-cold diamond in his tooth And the walls will tumble When he hits the roof The myzsterious mizster Jones Chorus: Oh what's good for him Is bad for me Oh it's hard to break A mystery A double dealing hero To bring you down to zero His origins unknown And he ain't got no home The myzsterious mizster Jones He's into shooting stars Eccentric cars Grew up fussing, fighting, in the bars All he's got to show for it's The battle scars The myzsterious mizster Jones Chorus Whatever makes him tick Go take you pick With a five line rhyming limerick Is it his silver tongue Well maybe that's the trick Of the myzstirious mizster Jones Chorus
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