[1] Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou, woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou You're going round the circle through another phase Your temperature rising, you're wining and dining A girl who's half your age She gives you all the business, she gives to older men And it's oh so understandable this ladykiller move There must be something bottled up You think you've gotta prove Cos now that you're a member of something on the sideChorus It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you controll the bitch One, two and three, four and five, six, sevenCan you - controll - the itch[2] Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou, woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou To tell the truth, you're old' enough to be her dad She ain't gonna let up, she want's you toset up A cosy little pad Where she can entertain you, and everything is free I can tell you always were a sucker for a pretty face The nights... ...to take a place, Cos now that you're a member of something on the side Chorus It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you controll the bitch One, two and three, four and five, six, sevenCan you controll the itch (yeah)[3] You tell the wife another business trip abroad It's getting to much, you better not touch What you cannot affort I know it's monkey business, and I've seen it all before And I know that you were overcome, when she told you you're the best You better believe she's saying the same To me and all the rest Cos now that you're a member Chorus It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you controll the bitch One, two and three, four and five, six, sevenCan you controll the itch Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou, woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou (2 times) One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year - woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou (6 times fading)