Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green. I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, disco me to oblivion baby. He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's when we started to grow apart. Homemaker Heartbreaker Homemaker Heartbreaker Strange Feelin Pain Feelin Wretched Ohhh My soul No pain No gain Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife And then I fell in love with his daughter. And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok? Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electric can opener. Yaaoucha! He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean. Homemaker Heartbreaker Homemaker Heartbreaker Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul If it don't hurt It don't work No I was alone but that was only the beginning Said I was alone but that was only the beginning Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning I was alone but that was only the beginning Homemaker Heartbreaker Homemaker Heartbreaker Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? Say 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul