N.. When I was just a lad you know, N.. I met a gal from old Bourdeaux, N.. She had blonde hair and blue eyes too; She let me ride on the ring-dang-do. The ring-dang-do, now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussycat, Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two; And that's what you call the ring-dang-do. She took me down into her cellar; Said that I was a mighty fine fella; Fed me wine and whiskey too; Let me ride on the ring-dang-do. The ring-dang-do, now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussycat, Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two; And that's what you call the ring-dang-do. Her father come in and angrily said; Now you have lost your maiden head; Pack your bags and your coat tags too; Make your living off a ring-dang-do. The ring-dang-do, now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussycat, Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two; And that's what you call the ring-dang-do. She went off to be a whore; Hung this sing upon her door; A dollar each and three for two; To take a crack at my ring-dang-do, The ring-dang-do, now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussycat, Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two; And that's what you call the ring-dang-do.