Where is my heart girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender Or throw it beneath the car Did you give it to a doctor To dissect apart I'm not joking anymore, girl Where is... my heart x2 (Now strum a lot!) Oh, where is my heart, girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender Or throw it beneath the car Did you give it to a doctor To dissect apart I'm not joking anymore, girl Where is my heart Oh where are my ears, girl Where are my ears Did you go ahead and shave them off When you shaved off my beard You know that without them My head looks kinda weird I'm not joking anymore, girl Where are my ears Oh where is my heart now Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender Or throw it beneath the car Did you give it to a doctor To dissect apart I'm not joking anymore, girl Where is my heart Where is my tongue, girl Where is my tongue Did you go ahead and suck it out When you sucked out my lungs I know that without it My songs cannot be sung I'm not joking anymore, girl Where is my tongue Beers, browns, and banjos Is that all I'll leave I looked up to the sky and I Got down on my knees Oh lord for Christmas won't you Find me a wife I'll play her my banjo She'll give me...... a life! Oh, where is my heart, girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender Or throw it beneath the car Give it to a doctor To dissect apart I'm not joking anymore, girl (start to slow) Where is... my heart!