Tabbed by Josh Mulla
I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barchords.
If you do not have a problem with barchords, you can use the transpose
tool to transpose the chorsd 3 half steps down.
Capo 3
I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
What defines a straight man straight?
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
I'll tell you what a woman loves most
N..
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no, no, no more getting' elated
No more listless invitations
I live by a hospital
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
All I need is a heart attack
N..
'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no, no, no more getting' elated
No more listless invitations
For the love of fuck
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think
You'd love a guy like me?
I am the rooster in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the boxer in the briefs
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Eh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo
Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo
Ya, it's verbatim
And ya, and it's naked
And ya, and it's shakin'
It shakes, shakes shakes
Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah
repeat to finish.