You and me, we're not the same I am a sinner, you are a saint When we get to the pearly gates You'll get the green light I'll get the old door in the face Doo-doo-doo I'm a loser, a disgrace Yeah! I've found love in the strangest place Tied up and branded, locked in a cage I say I'm gonna stage a great escape Let loose and love all ??? (things?) but baby we're out of place Doo-doo-doo I'm a loser, a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah! I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames They get the ball on me I do forget the chains Yeah, yeah, yeah Some say strange be a stranger's game Some go to baseball Some go to ??? (basic face? face the face?) They can't seem to say Doo-doo-doo I'm a loser' a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place Woo! Yeah! Hahahaha! I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my Something to consider When you come to dinner At my place