Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - The Joe Pirret Experience - The Spider Song

THE SPIDER SONG - The Joe Pirret Experience
Tabbed by: pirret67
Email: thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com
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Tuning: Standard

I cant belive I am even thinking about sending this song is - in fact I belive it is my 
to the music industry not to show you how to play this song - but Fuck it - i'm against industry.

I went for a walk this morning,
Climbed out off my web.
Said goodbye to my uncle,
And to my wife i said.

I   SPIDER!
LIVING IN  HUMANS WORLD!
GO NO PLACE TO REST MY LEGS!
GOT NO HOME!

A big scary human found me,
And tried to squash me flat,
But I ran away -
Then got chased by a rat.
I ate some ants along my way,
But I'm Still hungry And So I say...

I found myself in the bathroom,
I got stuck in a bath,
Then I discovered -
The mighty showers wrath.
And the water soaked me -
I found that i could breathe.
For I had crawled into a ball ,
And breathes through air pockets in my knees.
So when i drained down the plug hole,
I had some time to think,
That I might meet my cousin,
Who fell down the kitchen sink.
I emerged in the sewer.
A jobby floated by,
I thought about my wife and kids,
And I began to cry.

I climbed out of a stank -
Found myself in a dead end street.
Rested in the grass,
Because I felt week.
Eventually I pulled together,
And climbed through an open window,
Found myself surrounded by bug spray,
There was no way to go.
I had patriotic thoughts,
Of my comrades gone before,
I took a wiff of the chemical,
But I'm hard and wanted more.
I began to feel drowsy,
And knew It was the End.

         N..
(spoken) - so i curled up in a ball and died

I belive thats it.

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