Chippy Tea A Well it's the end of the working week and I'm rushing back home quick, I'm starving, I'm fair clemmed tha knows, I could eat a butter brick I need stodgy food without the fuss, then wife gives me a plate of cous cous I said I'm sorry love but I want a chippy tea Chippy tea, chippy tea, I want a chippy tea But you keep giving me posh nosh, it don't agree with me I don't want lobster thermadore or a raspberry coulie I'm a working man from Lancashire, and I want a chippy tea It's dark when I set out to work, it's dark when I come home And all I want is simple food not Dim Sum from Ken Hom Her inspiration's ready steady cook. I eating it? I f...! It's Friday night and I want a chippy tea Chippy tea, chippy tea, I want a chippy tea But you keep giving me posh nosh, it don't agree with me I don't want lobster thermadore or a raspberry coulie It's Friday night, I'm within my rights, I want a chippy tea [Instrumental just play the chorus] Chippy tea, chippy tea, I want a chippy tea But you keep giving me posh nosh, it don't agree with me I don't want lobster thermadore or a raspberry coulie I'm a working man from Lancashire and I want a chippy tea Wigan chippys they have baby's heads in St Helen's they serve splits But tha's giving me nouvelle cuisine and all I want is chips I don't care if it's one of Nigela's, I think that's a funny name for a fella I'm not eating it I want a chippy tea Chippy tea, chippy tea, I want a chippy tea But you keep giving me posh nosh, it don't agree with me You can keep your Jamie Oliver and your Gordon Ramsey I'm a working man from Lancashire and I want a chippy tea