Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Kogan Broke My Pizza Slicer

KOGAN BROKE MY PIZZA SLICER - SoulBroNo3
Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard      
Reference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html

Capo 1

This song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used
the chords by Julio Alberto Sebastian Baena albert_slasher@hotmail.com for reference.

Also (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets,
that's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they 
will not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung 
lyrics.

   I made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please
   July 2014', and it went on a really cool mixtape.
   Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum
   He's a destructive little tyrant.
   He broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the same day.
   'Cos he's an animal, not a person.

   Bust in the door and he's lookin' at me like
   'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?'
   Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like
   Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right?
   Reasoning could've worked but he just won't
   Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants
   For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know 
   I never no show, so just don't.

   Oh, kiss me    
                 (Fuck You) 

   beneath the milky twilight 

   lead me
       (You broke my pizza slicer)

   out on the moonlight floor,  lift your open hand
                          (You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)

   strike up the band and let the fireflies 
                                    (What kind of fucking guest are you?)

   dance, silver moon's sparkling
                        (Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie)
   kiss me

   It's never the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt
   Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever
   Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever,
   Read the price on my pizza slicer

   Kiss me 
            (No)
   down by the broken treehouse

   Swing me
  (Yeah, "broken treehouse", you break that too, asshole?)

   upon its hanging tire
                 (Fuck you)

   Bring Bring
            (You break everything)

   bring your flowered hat, we'll
   (Everything you touch breaks)

   take the trail marked on your father's map, oh
    (Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)

   Bustin' shit left-and-right, my S.O.S. light,
   please save me, from this baby, of destructive
   might and I might, as a type, grab a shield to fight
   but I'll yield tonight, 'cos I feel this tight.

              A      
   Never had a slice of pie
   puts the wheel down and the round-screw dies
   face in pan, no hands in the den,
   coming up for air, looking like pig pen...

   ...'cos you're a little garbage baby 

BRIDGE

   Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
   Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
   This sounds like Super Mario Sunshine
   but Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him

   It's $2.99 for replacing mine
   can't pay the crime? then you're putting in time
   and I'm... the crust curator
   don't get sauced in my pizza theatre

   Oh, kiss me    
                 (Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips) 

   beneath the milky twilight 

   lead me
       (You broke them. You broke the lips)

   out on the moonlight floor,  lift your open hand
    (If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)

   strike up the band and let the fireflies 
                 (I hate you)

   dance, silver moon's sparkling
  (Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that)
   kiss me

   Not really a money attack, 'cos he erratic
   and I'll retract any statements about your anus 
   can't fake this, that isn't polite 
   bringing a light of truth to fight ruthless faces  

   take this 'cos I wasn't done
   said 'you're a brick wall for tons of fun'
   in the end you lost, your desposit's tossed
   ask what my cutter cost 

   and reply when you've got it, boss 

   Duh, it's me Kogan
  'Ey boss, it's me Kogan
   What are we gonna do, boss?
   It's me, Kogan

   Duh, boss, I broke it
   I broke everything boss
   Duh, it's me Kogan
   Fuck You

end on 

   "Pay for my pizza slicer. Pay for my fucking pizza slicer. I'm not even fucking joking right now. You think
   you can fucking get away with that for free?"