The theatre, the theatre What's happening to the theatre? Especially where manners are concerned We're acting, we're singing Is that your phone that's ringing? Don't you realise that that thing should be turned off Unless you are the President of These United States There's nothing happening on your iPhone N.. That can't wait So look up Look up Look up from your phone So look up Look up Did you think you were at home? Why would you wanna be On your phone Instead of watching motherfucking Patti LuPone, she's right in Front of your face What a disgrace Not to mention all that money you wasted (Knock three times on your instrument) So look up Look up Look up from your device So look up Look up Don't make her ask you twice Are you really gonna Be so dumb To text someone during Hamilton? If you don't want your ticket I can think of somewhere you can stick it N.. Don't be a dick! And look up Look up We're all up here for you So look up Look up It's crazy but it's true I promise it won't kill you If you put it away You might even find that you Enjoy the play Cause when the curtain comes down You won't have to see The whole theatre staring at you angrily... So look up Look up Look up from your phone So look up Look up Did you think you were at home? I think this is correct. - HAM