I don't like fancy learnin' books. I don't like apple tarts. I don't like cozy breakfast nooks. I don't like modern arts. Well I like farts, Yes I like farts, I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts. If you got hearts (Oh I got hearts) Let's hear those farts (How do I start) Well Peter I will help you get your fart song started (Fart noises using -- until satisfied)
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