X2 With the game pad in my palm When facing evil, I gotta stay strong I got all the hearts little Link can carry Gotta get 'em filled by the magic fairy Pigmen in the lost forest Kicking butt like the 8-bit Chuck Norris Not stopping 'til this is done Look out, Gannon, here I come Link's guarding his jurisdiction I'm battling my addiction I can't stop myself from playing Zelda for my 8-bit Nintendo Maybe I should get a job Or walk the dog because my mom says so I've gotten all the hearts I've beat the hardest part I've gotta beat Gannon and save the princess before it gets dark Collecting rupies 'til I get enough 'Cause that's the way I pay for stuff Buy myself a magic potion Find a raft and cross the ocean Thank god for this sword of mine Can't wait 'til I get to level 9 To take Gannon out with a bang With my silver boomerang Gonna teach Gannon a lesson While I'm battling my obsession I can't stop myself from playing Zelda for my 8-bit Nintendo Maybe I should get a job Or walk the dog because my mom says so I've got the whole Tri-Force And I've got no remorse I've gotta beat the game and then maybe I'll finish all my chores Do the Tri-Force! x2 Three weeks since I've seen the sun Gotta blister on my thumb I can't stop myself from playing Zelda for my 8-bit Nintendo Maybe I should get a job Or walk the dog because my mom says so I've got the whole Tri-Force And I've got no remorse I've gotta beat the game and then maybe I'll finish all my chores Yeah yeah yeah yeah - That's my Zeldaddiction x4 Zelda Theme Outro: