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Charlie Hodgson - My Girlfriend Left Me For Vader And The Dark Side



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Charlie Hodgson - My Girlfriend Left Me For Vader And The Dark Side
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Capo 2

When I first saw you, couldn't believe what my eyes see
Met and fell in love in the Cantina in Mos Eisly
Couldn't get enough of all the things that you do
It was just you and me and my homey, Artoo

Once upon a time you baked me Bantha-shaped cookies
Looking at the moons of Endor, calling you my little Wookie
Now that all seems long ago and far, far away
'Cause I saw you and Darth holding hands in the hangar bay

Then I saw you buy him an orange soda
As envy turned me greener than my main man, Yoda
You and I once had a Rebel Alliance
But you left me for a dude who looks like an appliance

Do you remember you and me
Talking about the galaxy
And what moon we would land on tonight?
You said you'd call me later
Then I saw you with Darth Vader
I'm no Jedi, but this can't be right
And I think you're turning to the Dark Side, aye aye

Told my friends the force is strong with this one
Left me for the dark side, man do I feel dumb
Found out later Lord Vader's quite a player
Got her with the pick-up line, "I wanna Princess Lay Ya"
They say once you go black, you never go back
He's just using her to get his helmet waxed
Took less than 12 parsecs to kick me to the curb and
I gotta say I find your lack of faith disturbing

Tried to get her back at any credit cost
Even had her tracked by the bounty hunter, Bossk
Now all I want to do is be through
And forget about that @#!$ - You said it, Artoo

Do you remember you and me
Talking about the galaxy
And what moon we would land on tonight?
You said you'd call me later
Then I saw you with Darth Vader
I'm no Jedi, but this can't be right
And I think you're turning to the Dark Side, aye aye

Who shot first? She always chose Greedo
Blew my heart up with proton torpedo
Like the Death Star, I fell apart when she said
She likes her lightsabers much bigger and red
I thought I had the charm and the wit of Han Solo
Now it looks like I'm flying with my hand solo
Vader's package must be bigger than and AT-AT's
Always said mine looked like an Ewok baby's

But it's not true, ladies

My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side

My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side

Yeah, she left me for Vader and the Dark Side

My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side

At least it wasn't for a Wookie...yeah yeah yeah
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