Capo 2 When I first saw you, couldn't believe what my eyes see Met and fell in love in the Cantina in Mos Eisly Couldn't get enough of all the things that you do It was just you and me and my homey, Artoo Once upon a time you baked me Bantha-shaped cookies Looking at the moons of Endor, calling you my little Wookie Now that all seems long ago and far, far away 'Cause I saw you and Darth holding hands in the hangar bay Then I saw you buy him an orange soda As envy turned me greener than my main man, Yoda You and I once had a Rebel Alliance But you left me for a dude who looks like an appliance Do you remember you and me Talking about the galaxy And what moon we would land on tonight? You said you'd call me later Then I saw you with Darth Vader I'm no Jedi, but this can't be right And I think you're turning to the Dark Side, aye aye Told my friends the force is strong with this one Left me for the dark side, man do I feel dumb Found out later Lord Vader's quite a player Got her with the pick-up line, "I wanna Princess Lay Ya" They say once you go black, you never go back He's just using her to get his helmet waxed Took less than 12 parsecs to kick me to the curb and I gotta say I find your lack of faith disturbing Tried to get her back at any credit cost Even had her tracked by the bounty hunter, Bossk Now all I want to do is be through And forget about that @#!$ - You said it, Artoo Do you remember you and me Talking about the galaxy And what moon we would land on tonight? You said you'd call me later Then I saw you with Darth Vader I'm no Jedi, but this can't be right And I think you're turning to the Dark Side, aye aye Who shot first? She always chose Greedo Blew my heart up with proton torpedo Like the Death Star, I fell apart when she said She likes her lightsabers much bigger and red I thought I had the charm and the wit of Han Solo Now it looks like I'm flying with my hand solo Vader's package must be bigger than and AT-AT's Always said mine looked like an Ewok baby's But it's not true, ladies My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side Yeah, she left me for Vader and the Dark Side My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side At least it wasn't for a Wookie...yeah yeah yeah
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