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Charlie Hodgson - Tis The Season



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Charlie Hodgson - Tis The Season
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When you people think of Christmas
You think of presents under that pine
All I can think of are your spoiled brats
And working over time

I get out one night a year
It's lonely and cold in this snow
And Mrs. Clause ran off with an elf and gave
A new meaning to "Ho Ho Ho"

I've made my list
I'm checking it twice
And checking it twice more
So I don't forget what I like to sip 
When I head to liquor store

Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

My reindeer they get gassy
And I'm downwind constantly
Keep the milk and cookies
I'll take aspirin and whiskey
Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

Going out without being recognized
Gets harder every year
Only place I fit in are hipster bars
Where everyone's got suspenders and beards

Kids ask me for new siblings
Bad news little Jill and Tom
There's nothing left in Santa's sack, if you know what I mean
But I'll gladly meet your mom

I'm sick of lists 
From stupid kids 
With nothing but sugarplums in their heads
'mon you jabronies,  how many ponies
Do you think I can fit in this sled?

Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

My reindeer they get gassy
And I'm downwind constantly
Keep the milk and cookies
I'll take aspirin and whiskey
Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

BREAK

And people think I'm just a dirty old man
You think I like having kids on my lap?
They squirm too much and sometimes I scare them
'Til their Huggies fill up with crap

And when I ask, "What's your name, little boy?"
I hope it's Mikey, Johnny, or Steve
And not "I'm Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator"
On Dateline NBC........Uhh that elf swore she was 18!

Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

My reindeer they get gassy
And I'm downwind constantly
Keep the milk and cookies
I'll take aspirin and whiskey
Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me

Tis the season to be jolly
Sure, if you're not me
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