Текст песни Misc Traditional - Always Marry An Ugly Girl

When I was just a young boy
My father said to me
Son listen to these words or mine
They'll save you much misery

Always marry an ugly girl
She's the very best kind
She'll never ever leave you
And if she does you won't mind

One day an ugly girl was born
She had a face just like a lama 
When they brought her to her daddy
He went and slapped her momma

My brother married an ugly girl
He was with her all the time
But when his son stole her away
He didn't really mind. 

My daughter married an ugly girl
We couldn't understand
We all felt a little better
When she became a man. 

My son married an ugly girl
She wouldn't go away
He burned all her stuff in the backyard
But she came back anyway. 

So I went and married an ugly girl
Don't tell her I said so
She seems to really love me
But why I'll never know
My wife married this ugly man
I guess I did her wrong
She went and hit me with a frying pan
Because I sang this song.