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Spitting Image - The Chicken Song



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Spitting Image - The Chicken Song
Misc Television
No 1 in the UK charts in 1986. Various key changes, as noted, throughout this song.

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It's the time of year now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for maronic holidays
That nausiate ate ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide you just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith

Up 1/2 tone

Skin yourself alive learn to speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog and behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault 4 wear salami in your ears
Casserole your gran disembowel yourself with spears

Bridge 
The disco is migrating the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nauseating let's do the dance again 

Up 1/2 tone

Hold a chicken in the air stick a deck-chair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Up 1 tone

Skin yourself alive learn to speak arapaho
Climb inside a dog and behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

up 1/2 tone to fade
Hold a chicken in the air stick a deck-chair up you nose
Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la
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