Текст песни Misc Television - Family Guy - Into Harmonys Way Every Song (album)

| |  INTO HARMONY'S WAY  | |

     Family Guy (S12E07)

So, I noticed there was no complete file around here about the songs of this particular episode, which is
absolute crazy, since they are awesome. At Riffstation there is a very nice but not one hundred percent 
correct video with chords, and here at UG there is only (as far as I've looked) the Home Bowl and Pop Tart 
songs. That given, follows the chords for every song from this episode.

1. ALYSSA MILANO

 (intro)

Alyssa Milano, I knew you're gonna be hot when you were nine.

2. MELTED CHEESE

Every food tastes good with melted cheese,
I like twins unless they're siamese.

3. DON'T STORE YOUR CONDOMS

Don't store your condoms in your billfold
Those things don't work if they get dry and old
Broken rubber
Broken rubber

4. CREDIT CARD DEBT
(you can play this ukulele-like by doing the equivalent chords on the eBG strings)

'Cause I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt
When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet
Tomorrow I may buy myself a dining room set
N/
Or this Bobba Fet!
Credit card debt, 
Credit card debt, 
Credit card debt!

5. HOME BOWL
(the ultimate single. In a huge ass concert, I'd replace the annoying newspaper dude dialogue with a chorus)

 (intro)

        I can't poop in strange places
  I can only poop in my home
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces
   It's why I never roam

  ( Excuse me, I just wanna grab one those newspapers.
    Just grab one and go!
    I'm looking for a job, ok? )

        I've left Stewie alone with strangers
     To satisfy my fecal needs
   I've put my whole family in danger
     To poop before my anus bleeds

Home bowl, home bowl, you know just what I need
Home bowl, home bowl, to poop bear my anus bleeds.

6. POP TART

 (intro)

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so freaking good.
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should.

I was sitting in the kitchen one day,
And I was itching to fill up my belly
with the piping' hot jelly
of the best damn treat in the world.

And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder 
and scream like a baby girl.

I don't wanna a giant penis
Or a rocket trip to venus
I don't wanna win the lottery.

I just wanna squat and gobble
'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle
                                (fast pause)                            
In a butter fruit dough tart treat. So,

I put on a Pop Tart, it was so freaking good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should.

EVERYBODY, COME ALONG WITH US!
                               N/                       
Have you ever put butter on a-- POP TART! It's so freaking good.
                               N/                                     
Have you ever put butter on a-- POP TART! If you haven't then I think you should.

 (ending)

7. EVERYONE FROM FLORIDA

    Everyone from Florida is stupid
    Everyone from Florida is dumb
  I might not be the brightest guy
But next to them my IQ is high
                                              (weirdest chords possible, down from )
    If they had guitars here's how they'd strum.

8. WHY THE HELL DOU YOU BRUSH

    Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
    Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
The bathroom's full of poop and pee
And now you've rubbed that on your teeth
    Like you're gonna kiss someone at three

9. STUPID ASIAN BITCH

 (intro, let it ring, to build that tension from knowing what's coming next)

N/                                       
Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch
I don't even know why you are there

10. TRAIN & BOAT

"Yesterday, I've learned the difference 
 between a train and a boat.
 I wrote this song before that."
                       - GRIFFIN, Peter.

Train on the water, boat on a track
Train on the water, boat on a track

My lady took the train across the Atlantic
I hope it don't sink like the Titanic
I went to the station caught a boat downtown
I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ALL 5 FOOT 1 BLACK ALBINO CHOIR

Train on the water, boat on a track
Train on the water, boat on a track

11. THE WAITRESS & THE KNIFE

     (intro)

    This waitress is prettier then my wife
         I could kill my family with a knife
   We'll sail around the world by ship
    I'll give my whole wad as a tip
     But first I'll kill my family with a knife
Yes he's gonna kill his family with a knife
     Irregardless of this waitress I will kill them with a knife.

12. PARENTS ARE GROSS

      You never should look at you mother's boobies
       No matter how big and round they are
   You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna
     It's guaranteed to leave a mental scar

      You never should look at your daddy's penis
When he's walking down the hall on Sunday morn
       An acorn in a nest of twigs and underneath two fetal pigs
          It will make you wish you weren't even born

Parents are gross, parents are gross, parents are gross, parents are gross.

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