Текст песни Misc Television - Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied

Tongue tied (Red Dwarf)

Capo 4 to sound like the original. You can plonk in anywhere else, though :)

When I saw you for the first time (first time) 
My knees began to quiver (quiver) 
And I got a funny feeling (feeling) 
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby) 
My hands they started shakin' (shakin') 
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom) 
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey) 
Now darling tell me something 
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied 
Whenever you are near me? (near me) 
Tied tongue (tied tongue) 
Tied tongue (tied tongue) 
Whenever you're in town 
You make me feel a clown, girl 
Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied 
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly) 
Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied) 
Whenever you're around 
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin') 
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby) 
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk) 
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop) 
I tried to say "I love you" (love you) 
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl) 
It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied) 
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl 
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied 
Whenever you are near me (near me) 
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town) 
My trousers they go brown, girl 
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied 
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly) 
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) 
Tongue tied (tongue tied) 
Whenever you're around 
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees 
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please 
Understand me when I say 
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay 
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied 
Whenever you are near me (really) 
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy) 
Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy) 
Whenever you're in town (in town) 
I drool so much I drown, girl 
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy 
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) 
Durgle dobby (durgle dobby) 
Whenever you're around (around) 
Whenever you're around, girl