"Women" by Garage and Her from Saturday Night Live performed by Kate McKinnon and Sarah Silverman Chords: , , , 2, 3, 4 The wind is a woman The earth is a woman Fire is a woman And the clouds are women too A girl is a woman A dog can be a woman A baby is a lady And a plant, a plant can have a boob A shoe can be a woman The show "Friends" is a woman Garbanzo beans a woman And San Diego too Jesus was a woman Italians are a woman Walt Disney was a woman And Pixar, Pixar as a pointed shoe Add Capo on 2 2, 3, 4 The brand of cat food that I buy is a strong Christian woman Milk is a mistress And the Rubix cube a queen My guitar is a woman Bill Maher is a woman Each tapeworm is a woman And a woman, a woman is meeeeeeeeee A woman is meeeeeeeeee A woman is me