Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly With the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts! Peter: And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder And scream like a baby girl Together: I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle In a butter, fruit and dough tart treat So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should Quagmire: Pop Tart! Peter: With butter?!