Текст песни Misc Television - Mst3k Theme

MST3K Theme - Joel and the Joels
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  In the not-too-distant future --
  Next Sunday .. --
  There was a guy named Joel,
  Not too different from you or me.
  He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
  Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
  He did a good job cleaning up the place,
  But his bosses didn't like him
  So they shot him into space.

  We'll send him cheesy movies,
  The worst we can find (la-la-la).
  He'll have to sit and watch them all,
  And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
  Now keep in mind Joel can't control
  Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
  Because he used those special parts
  To make his robot friends.

  Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)

  Cambot! (Pan left!)

  Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)

  Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)

  Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)

  If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
  and other science facts (la la la),
  Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
  I should really just relax
  For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"