As I heard it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo I go through life alone no one to hold my hand when I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks the ladies don't give a damn I'm not much of a believer in fate and destiny but I know that somewhere out there are 2 girls for me my 2 true loves my 2 and only 2 nude souls beneath the covers ain't enough, I need another my 2 true loves my 2 and only together we will be just you and me... and her They'll be 2 in a million one in five hundred thousand if you prefer I'll give a hundred percent of myself to she the other 100 percent to her you + me = us, + her = even more fun but the 3 of us have more math to do 69 + 1 I'll only have eyes for both of them Whisper sweet nothings in my ear and I'll pass them along to the other girl if she didn't already hear true eternal romance lives for moments like this so pure sweet and innocent Now you 2 kiss my 2 true loves my 2 and only every soul has just 2 mates one to hump and one to masturbate my 2 true loves my 2 and only There'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her I wish that there were 2 of me so I could watch myself fuck both of you my 2 true loves my 2 and only our love will have no rules except no other dudes she'll fill both holes in my soul filling them back is my goal an eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her Comments and criticism are greatly appreciated!
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