[John] Julie and Russell sat one night, Russell sparked up a Marlboro light Julie's eyes were all ablaze As Russ-ell tried to shun her gaze He knew the look, he knew the score It seemed more manic than before Russell cringed in fear and dread As Ju-lie pulled him near and said... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! I've had a really good idea We'll recamp, make more camp sci-fi show from yester-year I've had banter with Tranter Your written work will be held in the Ming Mong Mantra Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] Then he said... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! You're asking too far much of me I'm harassed, embarrassed I've watched the show since I was three Don't choose me, don't use me My mother sent a note to say you must excuse me I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] So she said... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! We'll make a brand-new Doctor Who We've got Chris in, all's missing Is a side-kick and an all-Welsh crew It's not silly to ask Billie We'll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] Ooh, then he said... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! The pressure of the BBC I must email some young male to alleviate the stress on me I can't lock out, please lock out Images of Johnny getting his cock out I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] She replied... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! Phil okayed my offer to produce We'll get Trac to take flack When he lets his raging temper loose My decision to use your vision Will make the show the best thing on the television. Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] And he squawked... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! Chris is giving up his role No Time Lord? Oh good Lord How're we gonna fill this whole It's too complex, we're all wrecks. My brain is overflowing like a bloody Dalek I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] She excitedly said... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! We'll get another Time Lord in Don't sweat it, you can't let it Make you sad and maudlin It's not over, and moreover We'll get the lovely fellow in from Casanova Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] And he yelled... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! I really think that I can't cope More re-writes, no respite I think I've given up all hope It'll get canned, it'll be panned Lou says there's no costumes in the whole of England I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] Then she proclaimed... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman We'll bring back Captain Jack To fight against the Cybermen We'll cast a great Master He can plunge the planet into global disaster Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] Then he screamed... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! You've cast Australia's pop princess It's madness, my sadness Will make this episode a mess My panic is manic The uproar when I kill her off of the Titanic I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] Then she expelled... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! The Doctor needs a brand new mate Don't linger, go ginger I'm gonna bring back Catherine Tate I wanna, you're gonna, Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] He punctuated... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! I've gotten obsessed with 's Skins Writer's block, please don't mock It takes my mind off other things It's so lame, I must blame Dirty thoughts I'm having about Midshipman Frame I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] Excitedly she said... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! To film abroad will get my vote I promise Ed Thomas Can't bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat It's -Day in Pompeii The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifrey Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] And he roared... [David] I can't do it, I can't do it! The studio in Rome's ablaze On fire, it's dire How the hell are you not phased? It's mental, be gentle They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! [John] So she roared... [Catherine] Let's do it, let's do it! We've got kids back behind settees Our mission, ambition Was a show for all the families. We should try as our goodbye hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai. Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] So he shouted... [David] Oh, let's do it, let's do it! I feel like I've been set free I won't sweat it, now Moffat Is taking up the reins from me I can't wait, it's just great I've got a cracking way for Dave to regenerate Let's do it, let's do it tonight! [John] Guess what?!? [All] They did it, they did it! They opened up the TARDIS door They're terrific, prolific Made it better than it was before 'thank you' from your crew. We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who You did it, you did it toni-ght!
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