[Burr:] How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore go on and on grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loud-mouth bother be seated at the right hand of the father Washington hires Hamilton right on site, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write Now Hamilton's skill with the quill is undeniable, but what do we have in common? We're reliable with the lay-deez! (there are so many to deflower) Lay-deez! (Looks! Proximity to power!) Lay-deez! They delighted and distracted him, Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him [Ham:] That's true [Burr:] 1780, a winter's ball and the Schuyler Sisters are the envy of all If you can marry a sister, you're rich son. [Ham:] Is it a matter of if, Burr, or which one? [Ham/Burr/Lau] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey