This is the song called the Fuck Song from the movie Universal Remote, a really catchy, short, and fun song to both sing and play! It's only , , and , with a few walks through each chord progression but it's going to sound equally as good without them! No Capo Standard Projectile vomit, hot diarrhea Spewing all out of my ass Box of dead puppies Mixed with monkey guts They really give me gas Shit all over a cemetery While I'm shooting dope Pus-covered crackhead Eating his toe-jam Flashing his dick at the Pope (and everybody's sayin) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit fuck Elephant penis stuck in a kitten Covered in crack ho shit Horse intestines baked in a casserole Served to some preschool kids Niggers, kikes, spics, slants and gooks Let's not give them a pass If you're insulted I don't apologize Suck a gay rhino's ass (and everybody's sayin) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit fuck