Chord Chart - Left Hand: Right Hand:,,, - Left Hand: Right Hand:,,, F9Sus4 - Left Hand: Right Hand: ,,,, - Left Hand: Right Hand: ,,,, - Left Hand: , , ,,. Here's to the ladies who lunch- Everybody laugh. Lounging in their caftans And planning a brunch on their own behalf. add11 Off to the gym, then to a fitting, Claiming they're fat, and looking grim, add11 (sus4) 'Cause they've been sitting Choosing a hat. Does anyone still wear a hat? I'll drink to that. And here's to the girls who play smart- sus4 Aren't they a gas? Rushing to their classes In optical art, Wishing it would pass. 11 Another long exhausting day, 11 Another thousand dollars, + 11 (sus4) matinee, a Pinter play, (sus4) Perhaps a piece of Mahler's. I'll drink to that. And one for Mahler! And here's to the girls who play wife-- Aren't they too much? Keeping house but clutching A copy of LIFE, Just to keep in touch. 6 (add 9) The ones who follow the rules, (add 9) And meet themselves at the schools, (#5) Too busy to know that they're fools. Aren't they a gem? I'll drink to them! sus Let's all drink to them! add9 And here's to the girls who just watch- Aren't they the best? (sus4) add9 When they get depressed,t's a bottle of Scotch, Plus a little jest. 11 Another chance to disapprove, Another brilliant zinger, 11 maj7 11 Another reason not to move, Another vodka stinger. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! I'll drink to that. So here's to the girls on the go-, Everybody tries. (sus4) add9 Look into their eyes,And you'll see what they know: Everybody dies. #5 A toast to that invincible bunch, The dinosaurs surviving the crunch. 11 Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch- add9 Everybody rise! / Rise! / Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!