[Mysterioso ad lib]
C7b9
Cosmic wizards of timeless times,
#9
Teach my tongue the transcendental rhymes.
C7sus
Help my mind to find the skill.
Give my heart the fervent will,
To summon
[Moderately]
Substitutiary locomotion,
Mystic power that's far beyond the wildest notion.
It's so weird, so feared, yet wonderful to see,
Substitutiary locomotion come to me!
Treguna mekoidees and trecorum satisdee.
I don't want locomotiary substitution,
Or remote, intransitory convolution;
Only one precise solution is the key:
Substitutiary locomotion It must be!
Treguna mekoidees and trecorum satisdee!