» 
 » 
Avenue Q - Schadenfreude



Текст песни Misc Soundtrack - Avenue Q - Schadenfreude

Avenue Q - Schadenfreude
Misc Soundtrack
From the musical Avenue - Q
This tab is an easy version of the tab by FF76 and uses easier chords throughout.
you can mess about with a capo between sections see if it makes it better?

Schadenfreude

Section 1:

Right now you are down and out
and feeling really crappy
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...  Happy!

Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...   Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

Did you ever clap when a waitress falls
and drops a tray of glasses?
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters
falling on their asses?

Don't you feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!
That's... Schadenfreude!
People taking pleasure in your pain! 

Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
Yup! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German!

Section 2:

Watching a vegetarian
being told she just ate chicken
Or watching a frat boy realize
just what he put his dick in!

Being on an elevator 
when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"  NO!!!
Schadenfreude!
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

Straight-A students getting Bs?
Exes getting STDs!
Waking doormen from their naps!
Watching tourists reading maps!
Football players getting tackled!
CEOs getting shackled!
Watching actors never reach
The ending of their Oscar speech!

Section 3:

The world needs people like you and me
Who've been knocked around by fate
Cuz when people see us they don't wanna be us
and that makes them feel great

We provide a vital service
to society
you and me... Schadenfreude
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place
to be

Hilarious Musical. best i've ever seen!

Credits to FF76 with his version i simplified to make a "fun/easy" way of playing it.
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/misc_soundtrack/avenue_q_-_schadenfreude_ver3_crd.htm
https://lyrics.primoaccordo.net/misc-soundtrack/avenue-q-schadenfreude.htm