I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was But Server Crashes Are a pest Best Way to kill the Buzz I will travel across the land or to the Wifi Zone Watch out for your Data Plan Or else you will be boned Pokemon! (Go!) It's you and me And Diglett across the Steet Pokemon! (Go!) Ooh, you're my best App Server won't you please come back Pokemon! (Go!) Game so true Catch 'em in McDonalds Drive Thru Log me in, need Pikachu Pokemon (Go!) Gotta swipe 'em all! Gotta swipe 'em all!
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