A There once was a man named Stanley Who people considered so manly But the truth must be told he was not very old And was quite particularly gangly A What Stanley liked most was buttons He pushed them like some kind of glutton He did it all day, in a meaningful way But his brain had long ceased to function A Which is why he is in this parable And lives an existence quite terrible And if you are not strong, and keep playing along You too will become quite unbearable (Yes) A You too will become quite unbearable