feat. William Youmans [DOCTOR DILLAMOND] [spoken] Oh, Miss Elphaba - The things one hears these days. Dreadful things... [sung] I've heard of an Ox A professor from Quox No longer permitted to teach Who has lost all powers of speech And an Owl in Munchkin Rock A vicar with a thriving flock Forbidden to preach Now he can only screech! Only rumors - but still - Enough to give pause To anyone with paws Something bad is happening in Oz... [ELPHABA] Something bad? Happening in Oz? [DILLAMOND] Under the surface Behind the scenes Something baaaaaaad... [spoken] Sorry. "Bad" [ELPHABA (spoken)] Doctor Dillamond - If something bad is happening to the Animals, someone's got to tell the Wizard. That's why we have a Wizard. [sung] So nothing bad.... [DILLAMOND] [spoken] I hope you're right... [BOTH] Nothing all that bad... [DILLAMOND] Nothing truly baaaaaad.... [spoken] Sorry... "Bad"... [ELPHABA] It couldn't happen here In Oz...