Ooh, you got big muscles rippling Underneath your shirt I'm so glad to meet you, baby Tell me, what do you do for work? Me? I'm just a housewife So sad and all alone Desperate for a strong man To help me fix my home I know I must look a sight In this--this flimsy little dress Won't you try your very best To save a damsel in distress? I've got tasty treats to tempt you Come and sit down on my couch I'm sure it won't take long To figure all my problems out My home, it needs attention It's such a big old mess Take out your trusty tool And save this damsel in distress Now, you need no invitation, baby Just walk in and shut the door Follow the red rose petals that I've left Scattered on the floor I'll be upstairs waiting With a wisp of honeydew Customize and tell a maid For a handed man like you You know, I'd be so grateful If you'd come relieve my stress Won't you heed my S.O.S. And save a damsel in distress? Oh, yeah! Oh! Yea-ay So sweet I got the need if you're willing to please Trust me I make it so good that you won't wanna leave I got tasty treats to tempt you Come and sit down on my couch I'm sure it won't take long To figure all my problems out My home, it needs attention It's such a big old mess Take out your trusty tool And save this damsel in distress Now what's a girl to do? I'm just a--a damsel in--in distress, yeah Oh-- little old me, baby What you want for dinner, baby?! Oh! Yeah! (Laughs)