Standard Tuning. Very easy song that uses three chords with the same finger positioning at the same rhythm over and over again. Chords: ___________ ___________ O O O O O O (1st fret) O O O O O O (5th fret) | | | O | | | | | O | | | O O | | | | O O | | | ___________ O O O O O O (6th fret) | | | O | | | O O | | | Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict All methed up watching television static And I'm gonna try and make it for another year Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap) And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke) And I don't have a job and I don't have a home Don't have a life and I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! So spun out I can't even see Skated so hard I can't even breathe But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line Gotta get my king for a $1.99 Cause I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap) And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke) And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Don't have a life and I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! Bridge/Chorus 3 (x3): And I'm so fucking cheap And I'm so fucking broke And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Don't have a life and I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! (All Strings Open) Crash!