I want to fuck a dog in the ass He wants to fuck a dog in the ass I want to fuck a dog That's right kids I tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass Could only find a dog.....in his ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass (pirate says "Ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr") Tried to fuck a fucking pirate But i found a dog (pirate says "Ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister.") (Mark says "It's a Mexican pirate.") We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass Wanna fuck a fuckin dog Fuck you.