I Won't Be Home For Christmas (Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la) Outside the carolers start to sing I can't describe the joy they bring Cause joy is something they don't bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are hanging sickles of ice Their whiny voices get irritating It's Christmas time again So I stand with a dead smile on my face Wondering how much of my time they'll waste Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers And then I guess I must have snapped Because I grabbed the baseball bat And made them all run for shelter It's Christmas time, again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you don't want to get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve Cause the cops came and arrested me They had an unfair advantage And even though the jail didn't have a tree Christmas came a night early Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package It's Christmas time, again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you don't want to get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (x6) Wrecked Him With all those words you bring Why do you say what you don't mean? To those people who don't care about One thing that you might need And you just don't know Your actions always shine the most To those people who don't care If you end up alone You need some time to sew All those bridges that you burned 'cause there's nothing left to bring To someone who just won't learn Have you made up your mind? How have you known what you decide To those people who just think That you are telling lies So I give up I made it clear as it can be To those people who don't care about One thing that you might need You need some time to sew All those bridges that you burned 'cause there's nothing left to bring To someone who just won't learn Oh, you need some time to sew All those bridges that you burned 'cause there's nothing left to bring To someone who just won't learn Zulu I'm feeling what I want to feel I'm saying what I've said all along Because I know the things that are important to me Because life is too short to be long And those thoughts that I've kept inside With those words that I could not hide Before those times that always remind me That all I ever did was try So change your tune one step to make a stand I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone Now run into the deepest pile of shit Cause that's where I'm going to blend in, go! Those choices that I've never made With those decisions that once cut me a break Cause after all what's left in the end There's somethings that they just can't take So take a bow, well you're not that great So pat your back, go off and masturbate Cause one thing that you know for sure Your hand is not a lonesome date So change your tune one step to make a stand I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone Now run into the deepest pile of shit Cause that's where I'm going to blend in So change your tune one step to make a stand I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone Now run into the deepest pile of shit Cause that's where I'm going to blend in The Family Next Door Oh how your mom is so inbred (she's so inbred) Last night I caught your mother With your brother in her bed (with your brother in bed) Five arms ten legs and four toes (the bitch has got four toes) When you fuck your family I guess That's just the way it goes (when you fuck your family I guess that's, That's just the way it goes) When you fuck your family I guess that's, That's just the way it goes But don't worry Your mom is not the only one (she's not the only one) Because just the other night I caught your dad taking your Brother's temperature with his tongue When you go to his house Don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat) Before you know it his dad will tie My dick in a knot with his tongue When you fuck your family I guess that's, That's just the way it goes (when you fuck your family I guess that's, That's just the way it goes) Transvestite My mom, she's not a woman anymore She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man) Oh how she's not as feminine as she Used to be before Oh how she is so damned masculine I close my eyes (I close my eyes) My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door My mom's not the same As she was in the past If I misbehave she kicks my ass My mom's not quite the Woman that she was before When my friends come over She likes to wrestle them down to the floor I close my eyes My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door My mom's a My mom's a My mom's a transvestite My mom's a My mom's a My mom's a transvestite Dancing With Myself From the walls of Tokyo Down in London town's a go-go With the record selection And the mirror's reflection I'll be dancing with myself When there's no one else in sight In a crowded, lonely night I wait so long for my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh, oh If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But their empty eyes seem to pass me by And leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself If I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh (3x) Marky! Oh, oh, oh, oh If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But their empty eyes seem to pass me by And leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself If I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance If I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance If I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance Oh, oh, oh, oh (9x) Yeah, in a sweat (5x), sweat! (10x)
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