Hey, hey, I'm out here bailin' hay And all my friends are cruisin' 'round town checkin' out the pretty girls Hey! And what Do they say They say hey, hey, park that Deere, come out and play Kick that tire, wipe my perspire cause my whole life is hay Growin' like weeds, stick out your teeth Playin' underneath the baby Jesus Blowin' out the truck, headin' down the highway Lookin' pretty soft up in the loft Come on baby kick your cowgirls off I'm pickin' you up after I draw my pay And we'll be rollin' in the hay Hey, hey, Ford, Dodge, Chevrolet Different strokes for different folks, a little fella walks up in a pink beret He says "Hey" - Hey, hell that's OK Turn the guitars up and raise them cups Hell my whole life is hay Bridge: Put it on a flatbed and Go for a ride Under the moonlight, you by my side Give it to the cow, make it Go moo Koo-koo-kachoo, kick it off your shoe Break a camel's back, jack Then you put it in a stack yeah. Tag: My whole life is hay Rollin' in the hay Hey! Now come here, hey, hey Hey!